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Hello humans! I noticed that Little Brother finally made a blog post. #hehasn'tdonethatforyears

haha you thought that was a link or something lol

UPDATES:

• Z lost another tooth - now both his front bottom teethies are GONE
• Dad bought a car for S. BURNN
• Jidda is LEAVIN' - I really mean LEAVIN' - on Wednesday in the early morning. I hope I get to send her because I didn't get to pick her up on that cold day of December 16, 2013. Or was it December 17. Yeah, I think it was. Because I remember that the Sunday school end-of-semester-party was December 15.
• I threw up on Friday morning and Saturday morning.

Anyways that last point was probably a tmi statement but nobody reads this blog so whassa use. teehee.

Today I went out to the Corner Bakery with S and Jidda and H's teacher's nastiness. You know what nastiness means? Then you have to take a 'N's language' class. [Never fear, it ain't no curse word or nothin']

I had some good mac and cheese and a strawberry smoothie that was WAY TOO SWEET and a lemon bar which was ALSO WAY TOO SWEET. Whatevs I always make bad choices. durhurhur

I got rolled over by a car once. Wanna hear the story?

Okay then... how about this. One time in 2011 we all were in Louisville KY and we went to the Gateway Arch. We all had to go through some metal detector thingamabobanationsnowman and everybody ABANDONED me as always and I was pushin' an empty stroller because Dad was holding Z apparently. So I didn't know what to do because nobody was there and everyone was watching and I'm not [or I wasn't] the bravest person in the world so I dumbly pushed the stroller through the detector and then the guy there said, "Miss, please let me take that," and he took the stroller and I walked through the detector and then he gave the stroller back and I was all hot with embarrassment and shj so yea I went to find mom and dad and bros and sis and screamed at them for leaving me nah I'm just kidding teehee.

Too bad you don't wanna hear the story of my being rolled over. tsk tsk tsk.... it would really have you off your seats.


durhurhur

N

I Have Experienced It

Title's last thing I said before writing this. Today we went to Jumu'ah.

I wanna make cupcakes SO BAD for the halaqa tomorrow. I watch Rosanna Pansino's Nerdy Nummies on Youtube and I ♥ them. durhurhur.

Anyways, we're going to have dinner at Auntie Sal's house. She made Bucksew. Sounds nasty. durhurhur

Z, stop playing with G-translate.
Jidda is sitting on the couch behind me as I type amazingly.

Or should I say 'amuzingly'.

durhurhur

durhurhur

ARE YOU SLEEPIN' ARE YOU SLEEPIN' SISTER S BROTHER H MORNIN' BELLS ARE CLANGIN' MORNIN' BELLS ARE HANGIN' CHING CHANG CHONG CHING CHANG CHONG

N

Toss No Mas

Hello there. Today I made some cookehs. Whammo made brown knees. Dad came home randomly. And yeah. Then yeah happened, and more yeah happened.

Z's watching Salahuddin on the other computer. I'm bored.

That is why I am writing this post.

NOW I FEEL LIKE YELLING AAAHHH

N

I've Found Out Your Secret

Smarties are called Smarties because Smarties are sourish and usually when you eat sour stuff your eyes smart. So that is why Smarties are called Smarties. Aren't I a Smartie?

Last night we had oatmeal cookies at the halaqa. Made by me of course. We discussed Jannah.

Algebra is tiring. Solving equations I can handle. Other stuff, no way.

Mar said she asked her mom if I could come over and bake for the halaqa on Saturday. Yeepee Mar! Her mom said sure.

Mar didn't have any homework to do today.

So yeah, today is quite empty.

N

"It is not really a strawberry cupcake..."

Hello humans. Today was tennis day minus Mom and Jidda. Mom stayed home because she was sick. Jidda was dropped off at Hastings.

'Twas a refreshing tennis game. We're not pros. But we're still cool.

So last night was the halaqa. I just had a weird feeling that yesterday was Tuseday, not Saturday, and I was like 'Nuuu, tomorrow's Wednesday..."

I dunno why. I don't even hate Wednesday. In fact, I luff it.

On Saturday I made orange cupcakes with strawberries stuck in the top for the halaque. The halaque was about Hell. The laptop died at the second video. We listened to a few more on S's phone. Alhamdulillah for S's phone for once. :P I was sitting between Ra and Rwn. Rwn kept tickling me. She tickled Mar too. After it all, Dad passed the tea over and Jidda brought out my cupcakes. I handed them out, first to Sr, who said, "Oh you always make the nicest things for us." Byn didn't take one because she doesn't eat cakes apparently. Darn it. Now the stuff I make have to be non-chocolate and non-cake. Non-chocolate is okay, but non-cake?! Near impossible.

Anyways, Rwn told me, "These aren't really strawberry cupcakes. What makes them strawberry cupcakes is really just this strawberry on top."

"They're not supposed to be strawberry cupcakes," I said. "They're actually orange-lemon cupcakes."

Hb got her braces. They're blue and pink. She only has the top row and she's getting the bottom one later.

That's all for today bros, I need to finish this post because I have more updates and anyway this post is posted 4 days late.

N

I Hate Vitamin D

Hello. Guess what? I hate vitamin D. 

I did three math lessons today. Some Q's I could not answer but i feel good about it. So anyways, I ate a vitamin D pill after dhuhr because mom told me to. And then....

Remember my post last year about eating a red pill looking like an eraser? That was the same pill i ate a few hours ago, which caused my terrible tummy pains. 

Well, you can guess how I'm currently feeling. It actually went away after I prayed Asr (miracle! Just kidding) but i can still feel a bit of it. I can tolerate it at least.

Mar suggested i bake cupcakes for the halaqa tomorrow. I have an awesome idea. The cupcakes will be orange flavored and the frosting raspberry flavored. I'm not gonna film it just in case it fails. But iA it won't fail.

Most of us are sick. My throat was terrible in the morning, but after oil pulling it felt better. I had a weird breakfast. [nutella sandwich and Milo :3]

I forgot to do laundry yesterday, so I did it today. We were planning to go to jumuah but Jidda was sick and mom didn't want to go. 

I'm done talking so I'm just gonna fill the rest of this white pace with pictures.

My pink socky feet. Yes, socky is a word. 

No comment.

اَلقُرْءَانْ اَلكَرِيمْ

We gon' pray.

N

Cookies and January 2014

The cookies were a blast yesterday. I put them all in a Cadbury chocolate tin.

Former hand: S

Latter hand: Me

Hb told me she's getting braces. "They have to be pink," she said.

After the halaqa was over, Ummi asked the girls if they wanted to recite something from the Qur'an. Little Rwn volunteered first, to read An-Naba. Then I went to read the last ayah of Hujurat. Sr said I was good. Byn read Al-Ghashiyah. She was better than her sister. :P Then Ummi told us about some other stuff and I felt unneeded, so I decided it was cookie time. Mar had guessed right before we left the house and I said she was very smart. 

I got up and walked away from the circle and picked up the cookie tin from the shelf. I took it to the musalla and put it on the ground where Smr, Rwn, and Rwn's mom were gathered around the tea. I opened it up and they were all like, "Did you make this?"

"Yeah," I said.

"Masha'Allah!"

I felt awkward so I went back to the circle. 

Pretty soon Smr came and passed the cookie tin around. "N made them," she told everybody.

"Wait, what?" said Byn.

"N made them," Mar said.

"N made them?" Byn repeated.

"Yeah!" said Mar.

 "They taste like corn and smell like popcorn!" said Rwn.

"These are really good," said Sr.

I found out why Sr doesn't eat chocolate. It isn't for health. It's simply because she thinks it tastes disgusting. Now that's queer.

Then H appeared at the door to take the tea plate away. Then later he came again to give us a bag of candy. They were Russell Stover caramel apple things. I think my jaw is broken from them things.

When everybody except us and Rwn's family left, Jidda told Byn and Rwn that they were very beautiful ladies. Byn said, "You have a good granddaughter. She's a good friend and a good cook."

That made me laugh.

Anyways, y'all, it's January. Today S, I, Z, and Jidda went rolling around the empty parking lot at the school. I was on my lades, and S was on H's bike, Jidda was on S's bike, and Z was on Z's bike.

It wasn't too cold today. H made pizza. Kylie didn't come. Pretty good.

N

Najjed

Summary of the day.

• I was woken up by the horrific H. We did seerah upstairs. 
• Went downstairs to eat breakfast and work on lab report. 
• Boom-boom on the door. Kylie arrived. I opened the door for him and he walked into H's room.
• I worked on the lab report all morning with S, and my, was it an amusing experience.
• I finally finished it, and looked for cookie recipes. 
• I settled on a simple sugar cookie recipe.
• S made lunch, Kylie ate with us.
• Jidda began S's facial treatment.
• Ummi asked me if I wanted to walk. I said sure.
• Z came along. It was a tiring walk, and we were out for about an hour. 
• Came back and made cookies.
• Auntie Sal came to take Kylie home. 
• H made dinner.
• Cookies finished.

The end.

Them sugar cookies look wonderful. The last batch consisted of two lovely heart shaped cookies. They flattened out real bad in the oven. Next time, I'm rolling out the dough and using a cookie cutter. Jidda wants to eat my cookies with her tea at the halaqa tonight. I gave her the two heart ones because she wanted them. I told Mar that I was bringing something tonight and she guessed cupcakes. I said no, and then she asked for a hint, and then I gave her some scrambled letters to unscramble. That was an hour ago, and she still hasn't replied. XD

This is what I gave her to unscramble: IKSEGSAROOUC

Does that look tough to you?

N

A Chance to Do Better

I just read a very amazing quote that I must share.

"Tomorrow is the first blank 

page of a 365 page book. 

Write a good one." 

Brad Paisley

And another one...

It isn't 2014,

it's you.

You have to change,

not the year.

-Anon

 We Muslims already had our 'New Year.' Haha, you Gregorian calendar people.

A bit harsh, that seemed. 

Tonight at the halaqa, we will discuss backbiting. Ummi wants to bring food. I suggested cookies, because S wanted me to make some for her because she was fasting yesterday. 

Jidda hand-washed all my new clothes [a.k.a. became mejnoon] the whole of yesterday. She wants me to wear baju buruk for the halaqa on Saturday, which is about Jahannam. And for the halaqa after, which is about Jenneh, she wants me to wear something heavenly. {Literally...}

We took a cruise around 'ancient NM' yesterday. [How many 'yesterdays' will appear in this post?'] We passed by some men building what looked like a barn. I waved at them (as play) as we were leaving, and the guy on the roof actually raised his hand in reply. LAWL.

We also visited Abi's abandoned office. Then we went to the masjid. Then Z peed his pantsies with nobody knowin'. Then I made deenar. 

I have to draw a picture for Jidda before she leaves. I have a wonderful idea in mind. I also have to copy & print out my poem about praying in public that I wrote when I was about 9. Jidda wants to bring it home to Malaysia and give it to everybody.

Oh my God, it’s Oh my God!
How did she not know we were there?
My sister was smashed by the door,
You wouldn’t believe it,
Goodness gracious me, she said,
Oh I’m sorry, that’s what she said,
Door was banged on us and then we started to giggle! 
Oh I’m sorry, Oh I am sorry,
Hit by the door
I was soo mad,
My sister was, too!
Suddenly the woman said, “Oh, I’m very sorry!”
Oh I am very sorry! We both laughed at that remark
Right after we finished praying.
Rolling with laughter, laughing uncontrollably
You just wouldn’t believe it!

By N

N

SOME DAY YOU WILL RETURN TO HIM

Auntie Sal is here and she gave us Nutella and chocolate JIF spread. She asked me if she could get a phone for me. Heavenly heavens. I'm still trying to save up for that darn moto g phone but I only have about $130. It's my fault I'm broke. Didn't bring my money with me when we visited Malaysia...

xD

I'm not broke. Anyways, money doesn't really matter to me.

I have a 'most prized possessions' box. The box is from El. It contains all my worldly goods. Ima list all them contents here.

• Purple spin top [Check E. Cheese, 2012]
• Earrings [OK gift shop, bought Oct 1st 2012, considered birthday earrings]
• Card and locket [Hib, 2013]
• Heart necklace [Grandma, 2010]
• Hot air balloon pendant [ALB balloon festival, 2011]
• Article of me and S w/photos [Jn, 2012]
• Kitty cards [Jn, 2012]
• Reddish bracelet that could kill [Jidda, 2013]
• Handkerchief [Jn, 2012]
• Photo of 7 yr old me [printed by me (XD lol), 2013]

there may be many more, but I forget.

N