Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Let's Make a Deal, Bruhs

Hello humans!

I don't know what to do - remind Dad to pay me for the massages or make a deal that is as so:-

"If I finish all my math will you buy me a phone? It's one-hundred-and-ninety-nine dollars!" *cute kitty eyes*

I did some math, and I have two dollars more than I thought I had. I need sixty-two more dolla. Maybe I can tell dad that each massage cost $31? That'd be easy money, since 31 x 2 is 62. But I think that's too much to charge. Besides, I've massaged Dad a lot of times so if he gives me $31 for each massage I'll have more money than I need, which won't be fair. Mom tells me that massage people charge like $40 an hour and I still can't get over it. Like... is it really worth it or are these people just greedy?!

Anyway, this stuff is in my Motorola cart (other than the phone):-

See what I'm talking about? There's no pretty pink option!! Just that red, and that purple.
Now if only that pink could be a shell color... :'(
Dad probably doesn't remember all the massage times and how much sessions there were. I don't remember either, but let's say safely there were 4. Then he'd have to pay $15.50 for each.

I'm too afraid to ask Dad, who like me has anger issues. So Mom please read this and show it to Dad but don't do it in front of me.

N

Dumb Tucker First Draft!!

Hello humans!

Here's my essay! Enjoy! It may be a spoiler for those who haven't read The Cricket in Times Square.

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Most of the time people doubt whether the friends they have are true friends or not. Sometimes you can tell, but with some people you just aren’t able to. Well, in the book The Cricket in Times Square, Tucker Mouse is just such a friend. Tucker is a friend, but not a true one.
    Why is Tucker not a true friend? Well, to begin with, he said Chester’s honorableness was disgusting. No true friend does that! Tucker just said that about Chester because Chester wouldn’t agree to any of Tucker’s ideas about covering up the accident of eating the two-dollar bill. Do true friends do that? No, true friends consider their friends’ opinions and they don’t think they are right all the time. As said in the story:
“Oh you’re so honorable!” said Tucker. “It’s disgusting.”
    Tucker said something else about his other friend, Harry Cat. During their dinner party, Harry played some music on the radio. Upon hearing a certain song, Harry said it was his favorite song. Chester urged Harry to sing it, so Harry did. Tucker said, as taken from the story:
“You don’t know what you’re letting yourself in for,” blurted out Tucker Mouse through a mouthful of bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.
After Harry was done singing, Chester said he thought Harry sang beautifully. Harry told Chester to sing, but Chester was hesitant about it and said it wasn’t really singing. Then Tucker butted in and said:
“Singing, playing - who cares, as long as it doesn’t sound like Harry,” said Tucker Mouse.
Tucker meant it too. Usually in cases like those, true friends are just being sarcastic. It is a surprise that Harry does not become annoyed with Tucker.
    Do true friends care about themselves only or do they care about nothing except their friends? It is a well known fact that the answer is the latter. The former completely describes Tucker. Tucker is self-centered and vain. When Harry announced to Chester that Tucker had money, Tucker said, “I have my life’s savings.” in a pathetic voice. He didn’t want to give any of his money to Chester because he would be ‘ruined.’ Chester needed the money so that he could come out of his cage because of the two-dollar bills he ate, but Tucker was in ‘selfish drama-king’ mode. After the incident of the money-eating happened, Tucker complained to Harry that Mama Bellini had caused a bump on his leg after hitting him with a Fortune magazine. He didn’t care that Chester was inside his cage, like a prisoner. At their dinner party, Chester sang and Tucker danced along with it. Tucker thought his dancing was fabulous, but Harry thought otherwise:
Tucker was feeling very lively himself because of all the soda water he had swallowed. The South American tempo began to excite him. He jumped up and started to dance around the shelf.
    Harry Cat burst out laughing, but that didn’t bother Tucker. He was a carefree soul. “Chester can play - I can dance,” he panted. “We should go into vaudeville.”
    “If you danced as well as he played, you could,” said Harry.
That was when Tucker tried to prove to Harry that he was a good dancer, and admitted he was ‘just learning.’ Then he twirled around to show off, and collided with Papa Bellini’s pipe, which caused him to topple over into a box of matches. After that, a fire flared up, and it was all Tucker’s fault.
    That is why Tucker is not a true friend. He thought Chester was so honorable that it was disgusting. He said Harry Cat’s singing was horrible and he meant it, too. The other thing about Tucker is that he cares only about himself - he is self-centered. As a conclusion, Tucker is not a true friend to Chester Cricket and Harry Cat.--
Did you enjoy that? That would be like part of a trailer if this story was made into a movie. Okay, so I gave you a preview. But not the whole thing. Be happy.

When mice are dumb, I can write a two-page rant paragraph in less than ten minutes.

N

I Hate Tucker, I Hate All Mice

Hello humans!

For literature we are reading the book called The Cricket in Times Square by George Seldom Selden. In that book, there's an ANNOYING, VAIN, GREEDY, and FEISTY mouse who goes by the name of TUCKER MOUSE.

[Yeah, S and H, I know you're thinking that description I put fits me perfectly. Right? RIGHT?!]

Tucker has two friends named Chester Cricket and Harry Cat. I like Harry. He's got some nice personality, although the litchrechur teacher litchrelly said he has no personality. Harry's a wise guy and not as annoying as Tucker. I wish they WEREN'T friends so Harry could just eat Tucker when he REALLY gets on his nerves. Hahahaha. Then Tucker would be in Harry's belly, but then Harry could go barf him in a dump or maybe even an ocean, and then the sharks would eat him all up. Haha! It's funny imagining it.

Our essay prompt this week is as so. ↓

Chester eats a $2 bill in his sleep while he's dreaming about eating something that doesn't taste very good.  Upon awakening, he realizes the loss of money will hurt the Bellini family.  Tucker decides to offer solutions and comes up with some very bad ways to handle the situation which would only leave people more hurt.  Is Tucker a true friend?  Why or why not?

I'm ready to insult Tucker as much I can. I'm excited to GET DIS ESSAY STARTED. I'm gonna post the first draft here when it's finished. I always hate mice in stories. When I was reading a book to Z called Mouse Upstairs, Mole Downstairs, I kept rooting for the Mole because that mouse was so dumb and dramatic. Anywho..

"BUT MEH LIFE SAVINGS!!!" screamed Tucker.

Harry slapped Tucker so hard that Tucker flew out of the newsstand and landed quite loudly on the train tracks. Alarmed, Tucker struggled to get up, but his glutton and weight slowed him. A train zoomed by, faster than a cheetah, and after it had passed, Chester and Harry peered down to see a mutilated Tucker.

Harry grinned just like a Cheshire cat and gave Chester a high-five.

I wrote that myself, okay? Chill.

N